Boring Football (To the tune of Rubberneckin’ by Elvis Presley).
Stop, look and listen United
That’s Van Gaal’s philosophy (Yes it is now)
It’s called boring football United
That’s alright for him
Stop, look and listen United
That’s Van Gaal’s philosophy (Yes it is now)
It’s called boring football United
That’s alright for him
He has been there for 18 months,
And spent 200 million
But what do you see, no philosophy,
And lose to Wolfsburg (yeah yeah)
Wake up in the morning,
Look at the results
I look and stare at the score and I see a nil all draw (Hey hey hey)
Stop, look and listen United
That’s Van Gaal’s philosophy (Yes it is now)
It’s called boring football United
That’s alright for him
He has been there for 18 months,
And spent 200 million
But what do you see, no philosophy,
And lose to Wolfsburg (yeah yeah)
Sitting on the team bench,
Watching the match
Looking at Ryan Giggs
Doing all the work (Hey hey hey)
Stop, look and listen United
That’s Van Gaal’s philosophy (Yes it is now)
It’s called boring football United
That’s alright for him
Heey hey United
But that’s alright for him (Hey hey hey)
Boring football baby
But that’s alright for him.
