Sport Songs – Boring Football

Boring Football (To the tune of Rubberneckin’ by Elvis Presley).

Stop, look and listen United

That’s Van Gaal’s philosophy (Yes it is now)

It’s called boring football United

That’s alright for him

Stop, look and listen United

That’s Van Gaal’s philosophy (Yes it is now)

It’s called boring football United

That’s alright for him

 

He has been there for 18 months,

And spent 200 million

But what do you see, no philosophy,

And lose to Wolfsburg (yeah yeah)

 

Wake up in the morning,

Look at the results

I look and stare at the score and I see a nil all draw (Hey hey hey)

 

Stop, look and listen United

That’s Van Gaal’s philosophy (Yes it is now)

It’s called boring football United

That’s alright for him

 

He has been there for 18 months,

And spent 200 million

But what do you see, no philosophy,

And lose to Wolfsburg (yeah yeah)

 

Sitting on the team bench,

Watching the match

Looking at Ryan Giggs

Doing all the work (Hey hey hey)

 

Stop, look and listen United

That’s Van Gaal’s philosophy (Yes it is now)

It’s called boring football United

That’s alright for him

 

Heey hey United

But that’s alright for him (Hey hey hey)

Boring football baby

But that’s alright for him.

 

 

 

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